(Background pattern shows (quite literally) the last thing on a murder victim's mind
and is thanks to a local forensic scientist)
I'm a thirty something year old entity who until recently owned half a property in Milton-Under-Wychwood,
Oxfordshire. It could only be described as a house since the
oven is on occasion used to heat food in between oily crank cases and the like.
There have been more bikes than this in the garage !
A few miles away is
Chipping Norton and the famous
Hook Norton brewery.
The area used to be thick forest and there was a much greater risk of
being had by a hobgoblin as shown but I've never met one.
These days I'm in Cambridge. I bought myself a house there not helped by
estate agents' property descriptions.
If you are contemplating paying me to do something, better visit my work page or corporate facestraight away before reading on and deducing that I am unemployable. I specialise in embedded software and electronic design and have worked for the likes of
ARM Ltd and The Technology Partnership.
I used to work for Lucas (remember them ?) Body Systems in Witney. The building is now a shell though Smiths Industries live on next door.
Motor cycling , hang-gliding (used to fly a vision) evolving to PPL training on Cessnas at Marshalls, diving (with the CamBS-AC, see
also this sick cartoon), water slides (unfortunately don't fit
in house), more recently dangling from bits of rock and going down holes
, jelly beans, astronomy and other things that glow in the dark but not
excessive street lighting and those annoying halogen things. I
tried skiing and snowboarding for the first time a few years ago.
Filling in forms, sitting in traffic, seeing an "h" in "Jon", the National Grottery, instantaneous coffee,
apos'tr`oph'e` abuse, whoever thought of CashBack and searching
for a matching pair of socks in the morning. Did I mention filling in forms ?
See my scribblings on Shutting up a PC.
I also designed this page with a button on it.
This page looks best through rose coloured specs after fifteen pints of Olde Wreckers.
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